Slap your MacBook,
it yells back.
MacSlap lives in your menu bar and listens to the built-in accelerometer. Hit your laptop — hear it scream, moan, or respawn.
Get MacSlap — $1.99One-time purchase · No subscription
Built for maximum pettiness
Dumb idea. Flawless execution.
Accelerometer detection
Uses your Mac's Sudden Motion Sensor to detect real physical impacts. No camera, no microphone, no BS.
3 audio modes
Pain — ow! sounds. Sexy — escalating intensity. Halo — game death sounds. You pick the vibe.
Menu bar controls
Adjustable sensitivity, cooldown, and playback speed — all from the menu bar. Zero clutter, zero dock icon.
How it works
Three steps. One regret.
Buy
Pay $1.99 on Gumroad. Get your license key + DMG download link instantly.
Install
Open the DMG, drag MacSlap to Applications. 30-second install — no account needed.
Slap
Smack your MacBook. MacSlap yells back. Repeat until coworkers are concerned.
One-time purchase · No subscription